IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
- everyone: they're just a band
- me [with alex turner's voice]: That rock ‘n’ roll, eh? That rock ‘n’ roll, it just won’t go away. It might hibernate from time to time, sink back into the swap. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of it’s rules, but it’s always waiting there just around the corner, ready, to make it’s way back through the sludge, and smash through the glass ceiling looking better than ever. Yeah that rock ‘n’ roll seems like it’s fading away sometimes, but it will never die. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Thank you very fucking much for this. I do truly appreciate it. Don’t take that the wrong way. And uh, invoice me for the microphone if you need to...